Nabcunlist is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart lion.

Nabcunlist created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nabcunlist, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabcunlist, she will turn you into a slug.

Nabcunlist's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nabcunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from yellow tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Nabcunlist loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt doves.