Matsinpib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful dragonfly.

Matsinpib created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matsinpib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Matsinpib, he will turn you into a plant.

Matsinpib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Matsinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Matsinpib.