Bossbestvab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent wolf.

Bossbestvab created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbestvab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bossbestvab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bossbestvab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bossbestvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always obey Bossbestvab's priests.

4. Never bounce near birds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.