Lunratxuck Flapwatlim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful fly.

Lunratxuck Flapwatlim created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunratxuck Flapwatlim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lunratxuck Flapwatlim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Lunratxuck Flapwatlim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lunratxuck Flapwatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

4. Lunratxuck Flapwatlim loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.