Lunratxuck Flapwatlim is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, cheerful
fly.
Lunratxuck Flapwatlim created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lunratxuck Flapwatlim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Lunratxuck Flapwatlim, he will have a low opinion of you.
Lunratxuck Flapwatlim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Lunratxuck Flapwatlim's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never skip in the presence of manatees.
4. Lunratxuck Flapwatlim loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not stand on grass.