Ablitpod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful scorpion.

Ablitpod created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ablitpod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ablitpod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ablitpod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ablitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear red trousers.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never wear stockings.