Safwegguncublitnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous bat.

Safwegguncublitnarl created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Safwegguncublitnarl, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Safwegguncublitnarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Safwegguncublitnarl's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Safwegguncublitnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. You must never eat figs.