Parkzensig Stikxem is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate pigeon.

Parkzensig Stikxem created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Parkzensig Stikxem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Parkzensig Stikxem, it will turn you into a mole.

Parkzensig Stikxem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Parkzensig Stikxem's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Parkzensig Stikxem on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.