Pittinarmfarweebugtadgess is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish chinchilla.

Pittinarmfarweebugtadgess created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pittinarmfarweebugtadgess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pittinarmfarweebugtadgess, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pittinarmfarweebugtadgess' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pittinarmfarweebugtadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.