Wignellgam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless parrot.

Wignellgam created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wignellgam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wignellgam, she will torture you forever.

Wignellgam's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wignellgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.