Pincipbembid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate human.

Pincipbembid created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pincipbembid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pincipbembid, she will strike you with lightening.

Pincipbembid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pincipbembid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck violet.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.