Vadcedablik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain bird.

Vadcedablik created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcedablik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vadcedablik, she will turn you into a mole.

Vadcedablik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vadcedablik's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from white aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadcedablik.