Bomgempan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful jellyfish.

Bomgempan created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgempan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomgempan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bomgempan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bomgempan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bomgempan's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing brown shorts.

4. Always obey Bomgempan's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.