Quilltipjad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing centipede.

Quilltipjad created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quilltipjad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quilltipjad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quilltipjad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quilltipjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.