Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful elephant.

Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee.

3. Put Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee first in all things.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Rotkarbedsogloop Vedruttcetwee loves badgers, so they must be honoured.