Dimtarpbastlopfit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow lion.

Dimtarpbastlopfit created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtarpbastlopfit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimtarpbastlopfit, it will make you grow a tail.

Dimtarpbastlopfit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dimtarpbastlopfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never skip near rats.