Cincunteen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental donkey.

Cincunteen created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Cincunteen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cincunteen, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cincunteen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cincunteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cincunteen.

3. You must love Cincunteen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.