Nanyimort is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered newt.

Nanyimort created life two years ago.

If you believe in Nanyimort, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nanyimort, she will destroy your home planet.

Nanyimort's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nanyimort's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nanyimort's priests.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Nanyimort loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Nanyimort.

5. Do not cook food in pots.