Mitarfdob Mobbabbell is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, charitable faun.

Mitarfdob Mobbabbell created light two years ago.

If you believe in Mitarfdob Mobbabbell, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitarfdob Mobbabbell, he will turn you into a dog.

Mitarfdob Mobbabbell's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mitarfdob Mobbabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.