Dimflowmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud bird.

Dimflowmet created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimflowmet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dimflowmet, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dimflowmet's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dimflowmet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Retreat if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never feed melons to capybaras while wearing turquoise shorts.

5. Never paint your face yellow.