Fossdutgar is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage gerbil.
Fossdutgar created the solar system nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Fossdutgar, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Fossdutgar, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Fossdutgar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Fossdutgar's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Fossdutgar must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.