Pomyikfod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, smart goblin.

Pomyikfod created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomyikfod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomyikfod, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pomyikfod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pomyikfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pomyikfod on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomyikfod.