Bonsasart is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong rat.

Bonsasart created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonsasart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonsasart, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bonsasart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bonsasart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Run away if seven manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.