Bogbapbif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest hedgehog.

Bogbapbif created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbapbif, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogbapbif, it will turn you into a goat.

Bogbapbif's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bogbapbif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bogbapbif.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogbapbif.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.