Jamruttlam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless cat.

Jamruttlam created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jamruttlam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jamruttlam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jamruttlam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jamruttlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never hurt dogs.