Wikkombit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong hare.

Wikkombit created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikkombit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikkombit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wikkombit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wikkombit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.