Gamcanhenshavtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody raven.

Gamcanhenshavtarp created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamcanhenshavtarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamcanhenshavtarp, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gamcanhenshavtarp's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gamcanhenshavtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamcanhenshavtarp.