Pasflamflanbast is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome
gorilla.
Pasflamflanbast created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pasflamflanbast, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Pasflamflanbast, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Pasflamflanbast's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Pasflamflanbast's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Always help sick pigs.
5. Never write about asteroids.