Jinjenvigtaf Flisditgod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate fox.

Jinjenvigtaf Flisditgod created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinjenvigtaf Flisditgod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jinjenvigtaf Flisditgod, it will send you a sign.

Jinjenvigtaf Flisditgod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Jinjenvigtaf Flisditgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never run in the presence of swans.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never look at moons.