Dumkopbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful frog.

Dumkopbog created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumkopbog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dumkopbog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dumkopbog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dumkopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.