Shavighom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful shark.

Shavighom created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavighom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Shavighom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Shavighom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Shavighom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Shavighom.

5. Do not shave your hands.