Flignakcat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous fly.

Flignakcat created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flignakcat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flignakcat, it will send you a sign.

Flignakcat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flignakcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear red clothing.