Bagpanggad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient narwhal.

Bagpanggad created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpanggad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagpanggad, he will ignore you.

Bagpanggad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bagpanggad's Holy Commandments

1. Bagpanggad loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.