Dapsadmot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever dryad.

Dapsadmot created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapsadmot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dapsadmot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dapsadmot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dapsadmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.