Butdiblap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody porpoise.

Butdiblap created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Butdiblap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butdiblap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Butdiblap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Butdiblap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.