Hudtargmit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable crane.

Hudtargmit created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtargmit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudtargmit, he will not invite you to parties.

Hudtargmit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hudtargmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Erect six silver sculptures of Hudtargmit on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed parsnips to goats while wearing violet coats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.