Larpdab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful salamander.

Larpdab created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpdab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larpdab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Larpdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not kill mice.