Genwiking is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet gorilla.

Genwiking created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genwiking, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Genwiking, he will jump up and down on your head.

Genwiking's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Genwiking's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.