Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat
is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, passionate
jackal
.
Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat
created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat
, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat
, he will turn you into a worm.
Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat's
most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. Never go into white rooms.
3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Never write about cell theory.
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