Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate jackal.

Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat, he will turn you into a worm.

Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bellcemtinpangcipgad Rutyamsog Xindogcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about cell theory.
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