Fighitpodpog Ortfliscem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous chicken.

Fighitpodpog Ortfliscem created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fighitpodpog Ortfliscem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fighitpodpog Ortfliscem, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fighitpodpog Ortfliscem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fighitpodpog Ortfliscem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.