Cepgupjin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever giraffe.

Cepgupjin created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepgupjin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepgupjin, she will destroy your home planet.

Cepgupjin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cepgupjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about black holes.