Sadflabbarnhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful gerbil.

Sadflabbarnhub created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadflabbarnhub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadflabbarnhub, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sadflabbarnhub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sadflabbarnhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.