Venmifwab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate mongoose.

Venmifwab created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Venmifwab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venmifwab, it will turn you into a worm.

Venmifwab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Venmifwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.