Zodmilpag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous finch.

Zodmilpag created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Zodmilpag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodmilpag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zodmilpag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zodmilpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if five mites approach from the west.