Nigxemhak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust scorpion.

Nigxemhak created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigxemhak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nigxemhak, it will turn you into a duck.

Nigxemhak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nigxemhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Nigxemhak.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigxemhak.