Hanwonsan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying skunk.

Hanwonsan created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanwonsan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hanwonsan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hanwonsan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hanwonsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Fast once a month.