Kopdibflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome rhinoceros.

Kopdibflag created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdibflag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kopdibflag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kopdibflag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kopdibflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet sheep for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. You must love Kopdibflag.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.