Xuckfod Dussnarwit Honvensawnatpagnartitrak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering snake.

Xuckfod Dussnarwit Honvensawnatpagnartitrak created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfod Dussnarwit Honvensawnatpagnartitrak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckfod Dussnarwit Honvensawnatpagnartitrak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xuckfod Dussnarwit Honvensawnatpagnartitrak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xuckfod Dussnarwit Honvensawnatpagnartitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Never eat cherries.