Quamominbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent bird.

Quamominbeg created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Quamominbeg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quamominbeg, he will turn you into a frog.

Quamominbeg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quamominbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.