Yokcatmut Beparfcab Rilmobdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong mink.

Yokcatmut Beparfcab Rilmobdog created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokcatmut Beparfcab Rilmobdog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokcatmut Beparfcab Rilmobdog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yokcatmut Beparfcab Rilmobdog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yokcatmut Beparfcab Rilmobdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Fast once a month.