Stafhabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stafhabyart created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafhabyart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stafhabyart, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stafhabyart's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stafhabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Stafhabyart loves manatees, so they must be respected.
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